The Quickie

Friday, November 14th

Guten Morgen! (Or afternoon.) It’s this week’s quickie.

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Hitler had a big solution to a tiny problem.

DNA analysis shows that he may very well have had a micro-penis. World domination all over a little shlang? Oy gevalt.

Speaking of men compensating for something…
Blue origin just landed a new rocket. Have we checked all these guys for Hitler’s little dick gene?

Chanel No. 5 or wife No. 5?

Trump sprayed Syrian president Ahmed al-Sharaa with his (I’m sure awful) cologne and offered another bottle for his wife. “How many wives? One? With you guys I never know.”

Are UCSD students smarter than a 5th grader?

Apparently not. The UCSD math department administered a test to 138 students in a remedial math class and 25% of them couldn’t subtract 6 from 9.

And finally we shut down the shutdown.

Flights are back on, so unfortunately Americans are going to have to go home for thanksgiving after all.

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That’s it! It’s quick!

Have a great weekend.